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Lead Stories:

An Energy trader with a pay package of $98 million and a second, unidentified trader who was paid more than $30 million claim to be exempt from governmental review.

Political News:

In a strange twist, American politicians find citizens lie about political policies.

Arts and Entertainment:

New memoir about Arch Swindler Bernard Madoff to hit financially troubled market: Madoff's Other Secret: Love, Money, Bernie, and Me.

         Book Reviews: 

New Myths of the Feminine Divine

Cynthia Joyce Clay's short story collection is a delight.     

Lifestyles:  

Hallelujah! A church wins $70,000 in lottery.

Science News:

A nefarius fungus turns carpenter ants into the walking dead and forces the zombie ants to go to a spot that is perfect for the fungus to grow and reproduce. Mushrooms and truffles defend themselves as good-for-you funghi.

Scientists plop vicious ant into a tube and spun it in a machine for 90 seconds. "After all that shaking it's a little bit wobbly but usually it's still alive." Then the scientists put the ant among other vicious ants which kill it.